1. lavishness:

    mamaliza:

    shawarmababy:

    Mob!AU

    In which Tony is kidnapped by a rival mob

    He could probably escape on his own but annoying the kidnapper and making mob-boss!Steve do the hard work seems like much more fun

    I’ve never wanted anything this much. Ya’ll, I have a birthday coming up. Get to work.

    THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

     
  2. 22:44 15th Jan 2013

    Notes: 111605

    Reblogged from looksclear

    Tags: ahahahahaThis needs to happen

    devildoll:

    killianing:

    2013 Golden Globe Superhero Awards

    Also In Attendance: The Batman With Nipples, Dr. Chase Meridian, Invisible Woman, War Machine, Sabretooth, Two-Face, Elektro, Mr. Freeze, Colonel Chester Philips, Aunt May, Chudnofsky

    image

    I would love to see the Superhero Awards! Like, a Most Gruesome Injury (Survived) award, and Best Costume Redesign, and Best Comeback from Mind Control, and Most Convincing Alter Ego, and of course a Lifetime Achievement Award where Tony Stark does your intro.

    (Source: missrambler)

     
  3. borogroves:

    sararye:

    because I love the idea of them being Blaine’s dads ^^

    ACTIVATE BLAINE’S SECRET WEAPON

    more aus here!

    I need for this to be real.

     
  4. icedwhitemocha:


(x)

Blaine knelt down before they left the restaurant, looking his daughter in the eyes. “Now, you remember what Papa and I told you, right?”
“Yes, Daddy,” Melody said. She gave Blaine a proud smile. “It’s okay to wave a little, but he can’t wave back because he’s not Papa while he’s on stage.” She tugged at one of the curls hanging over her shoulder, winding it around her index finger. “I look pretty, right?”
“You look beautiful,” Blaine promised, his eyes crinkling as he grinned at her. “What about me?”
“Hmmm,” Melody said. She reached out and adjusted the knot on his tie, the same way she must’ve seen Kurt do a hundred times before. She nodded once she was satisfied, and patted him on the shoulder. “You look beautiful, too.”
“Papa’s a lucky guy, huh?”
Melody nodded again, and took Blaine’s hand when he got to his feet. “We’re pretty lucky too,” she said, and Blaine’s heart swelled in his chest.
“Heck yeah, we are.”

    icedwhitemocha:

    (x)

    Blaine knelt down before they left the restaurant, looking his daughter in the eyes. “Now, you remember what Papa and I told you, right?”

    “Yes, Daddy,” Melody said. She gave Blaine a proud smile. “It’s okay to wave a little, but he can’t wave back because he’s not Papa while he’s on stage.” She tugged at one of the curls hanging over her shoulder, winding it around her index finger. “I look pretty, right?”

    “You look beautiful,” Blaine promised, his eyes crinkling as he grinned at her. “What about me?”

    “Hmmm,” Melody said. She reached out and adjusted the knot on his tie, the same way she must’ve seen Kurt do a hundred times before. She nodded once she was satisfied, and patted him on the shoulder. “You look beautiful, too.”

    “Papa’s a lucky guy, huh?”

    Melody nodded again, and took Blaine’s hand when he got to his feet. “We’re pretty lucky too,” she said, and Blaine’s heart swelled in his chest.

    “Heck yeah, we are.”

    (Source: darrencriss2)

     
  5. kendrawcandraw:

    Whoah-oh-oh

     
  6. utter nonsense: an avengers teen wolf au

    therealfoxxcub:

    i neeeeeeeeed this:

    Part of the problem with a fandom that is canonically set in high school is, uh, HIGH SCHOOL AUs ARE A MOOT POINT. I just don’t know what I could possibly write in Teen Wolf fandom; my first inclination is to always write something stupid about boys in love, only…THAT IS KIND OF CANON IN TEEN WOLF. 

    So naturally, my brain is all “I can fix this! WRITE AN AVENGERS TEEN WOLF AU!” because my brain hates me. In this hypothetical AU that I won’t be writing, Steve gets bitten and finds himself becoming a werewolf and holy crap, he doesn’t have to worry about his asthma inhaler anymore and can suddenly kick ass at lacrosse, and oh hey, really hot new guy at school is looking at him. OF COURSE Allison is Tony, since Howard Stark would make THE MOST AMAZING WEREWOLF HUNTER EVER. And Steve is super adorable and awkward and faily around Tony, but Tony just thinks he’s kind of amazing, and there are makeouts.

    Meanwhile Steve’s best friend PHIL FUCKING COULSON (who goes by Coulson all the time since Phil is a name from the 1940s, geez) is all “Oh my god, I am going to read EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE ABOUT WEREWOLVES because what even is my life anymore,” as Steve is too busy mooning over Tony. And there is a glowery, anti-social werewolf named CLINT BARTON, who lost his family years ago to a house fire and it was just him and his brother Barney, only Barney is THE ALPHA and turned Steve to join his pack. Clint’s kind of scary and intense, and Phil is more than a little freaked out by him, but did he mention the part where Clint’s also really hot and drives a Camaro? 

    Somewhere in all this I think Natasha is Lydia (ahaha POOR COULSON) and DUH LOKI IS JACKSON, which…may or may not actually make Lydia Thor?? Or maybe Thor is Danny lolololol.

    SOB CAN YOU IMAGINE TONY RUNNING AROUND WITH A CROSSBOW AND HOWARD’S ALL “>:((( YOU WILL NOT SEE STEVE ANYMORE OR WE’LL HAVE TO KILL HIM,” BUT TONY’S LIKE “I DO WHAT I WANT,” AND THEN HE AND STEVE HAVE SEX IN THE BACKSEAT OF TONY’S CAR WHILE LOKI TURNS INTO A KILLER LIZARD.

    OR IMAGINE THAT TIME COULSON HAS TO SAVE CLINT’S LIFE BECAUSE CLINT WAS PARALYZED BY LOKI AND COULSON HAS TO SPEND TWO HOURS TREADING WATER IN THE SCHOOL POOL TO KEEP CLINT AFLOAT BECAUSE HE HAS TO KEEP CLINT ALIVE TO SAVE THEM.

    UM.

    ^ This! Anyone? PLEASE?!

     
  7. cooperbastian:

    Glee AU|Day Three: The Hudmels are in the business of stealing (and apparently not in casing the joint first). partially inspired by this

    (Source: starkspangledcompanions)

     
  8. cooperbastian:

    Glee AU: ’I made the whole thing up in my head, didn’t I?’ (aka Kurt imagines Blaine and their relationship)

    (Source: starkspangledcompanions)

     
  9. inkystars:

    au in which kurt doesn’t get into nyada and goes to pursue fashion instead … OH WAIT I THINK THIS IS CANON?

    “Blaine!”

    “WOAH!” There was a loud crackling and Kurt knew that Blaine had dropped the phone. A voice cleared on the other line. “Warn a guy next time before you start screaming, baby.”

    “Blaine, I’m about to scream,” Kurt said dryly. “Blaine! Blaine! Blaine! Blaine!”

    “What?” Blaine laughed.

    “Thank you thank you thank you!” Kurt jumped up and down excitedly, drawing quite a few looks from passerby.

    “Why, you’re welcome,” Blaine chuckled. “Remind me what I did?”

    “You convinced me to apply for the Vogue internship, even when I thought that I couldn’t get it.”

    “Wait…are you saying what I think you’re saying?”

    “I got in! They want me! I start work on Tuesday!”

    “Kurt that’s fantastic!” Blaine squealed. “We must celebrate—I’ll fly out tomorrow after school.”

    “Blaine,” Kurt protested. “We can’t, you—”

    “Oh come on. Remember what I promised you last Christmas? I’ll always be there for you, Kurt. At your lowest and highest points. To celebrate your victories, no matter how small. And Kurt, this is pretty big.”

    “Okay, flatterer,” Kurt smiled. “Actually, this is perfect. They’re putting me in this little apartment down by the Village and I’ll need someone to help me decorate…”

    “Perfect. We should start with the bedroom first. Test the bed. You know, make sure you won’t get back problems sleeping on it.”

    “Blaine!” Kurt hissed, looking around before he realized that no one could hear Blaine. “Behave.”

    “I won’t tomorrow night.”

    “You’re incorrigible.”

    “I’m horny. And I miss my sexy beautiful talented lovely boyfriend.”

    Kurt blushed. “Flattery gets you nowhere.”

    “Flattery gets me everywhere. Luckily, the only place I want to get is inside your pants.”

    “You’ve been in my pants a million times,” Kurt smirked. “Don’t you still have my mustard pair?”

    “I’ve commandeered them.”

    Kurt rolled his eyes. “Alright, I’ll see you at Penn Station tomorrow night, honey.”

    “See you then, darling. And Kurt?”

    “Yes?”

    “…I’m so unbelievably proud of you.”

    Kurt’s eyes watered up and he smiled. “Thank you, Blaine. Until tomorrow?”

    “Until tomorrow.”

     
  10. image: Download

    therealfoxxcub:

missmollyetc:

See this is kind of the perfect picture for my dumbass Clint/Phil AU idea where Clint’s been working for SHIELD and Phil isn’t his handler yet, he’s just another agent assigned to the next dry, dusty hellhole where people have to die, only Clint’s mission went wrong.  His handler disappeared, his rig broke down, his water ran out and the rebels found him first, only they didn’t find the comm unit stashed in his ear before they locked him up in an abandoned dry well and pull him up for interrogation.  And so SHIELD needs to extract him without letting anyone know they’re in the area, so newly Director Fury assigns his old partner Coulson to get Clint out, only the rebels are entrenched and it takes days.  Days where Phil’s voice is the only one Clint hears in the well is Phil’s, telling Clint they’re coming for him, they haven’t left him alone, he’s SHIELD and they never leave anyone behind, just Phil’s voice in the dark, reading off the Premier League rankings and talking about diners in Philly that make pancakes so fluffy you could sleep on them.  And Clint can’t reply, can’t move more than a foot, hasn’t slept, keeps using up his jacket tying up where they’ve broken his skin and it’s cold and he can’t stop sweating and shaking and it’s only Phil’s voice in his ear, maybe just in his head, talking about how they’re going to get him out, Phil won’t leave him, dry rustle of paper and calm, even breathes that Clint can’t match.  And then Phil’s voice goes away, and the walls of the Clint’s well shake, raining gravel above him, and the cover opens, bright light burning his eyes, the rope they tied under his arms dragging him up, and he’s out.  He’s out, surrounded by people dressed in SHIELD uniforms and there’s one man in a suit, wiping red palms off on a rag.  Clint can barely stand, propped up against the lip of his well, and no one has Phil’s voice, no one matches that even tenor he wrapped himself up in while he waited, and Clint looks and looks, shaking in what’s left of his uniform.  He puts his eyes on the horizon, until a deliberate step to his left has him jerking his head up and glaring.  The suit raises his eyebrows, and Clint would rip him open if there didn’t seem to be two suits wavering in place.
“You look better in your picture,” the suit—Phil—says, and Clint lurches, knees buckling because it’s real, this is happening, and Phil catches him, already calling for the medic.

REBLOGGING FOR THIS PIECE OF AMAZINGNESS OMGGGGGGGGG

    therealfoxxcub:

    missmollyetc:

    See this is kind of the perfect picture for my dumbass Clint/Phil AU idea where Clint’s been working for SHIELD and Phil isn’t his handler yet, he’s just another agent assigned to the next dry, dusty hellhole where people have to die, only Clint’s mission went wrong.  His handler disappeared, his rig broke down, his water ran out and the rebels found him first, only they didn’t find the comm unit stashed in his ear before they locked him up in an abandoned dry well and pull him up for interrogation.  And so SHIELD needs to extract him without letting anyone know they’re in the area, so newly Director Fury assigns his old partner Coulson to get Clint out, only the rebels are entrenched and it takes days.  Days where Phil’s voice is the only one Clint hears in the well is Phil’s, telling Clint they’re coming for him, they haven’t left him alone, he’s SHIELD and they never leave anyone behind, just Phil’s voice in the dark, reading off the Premier League rankings and talking about diners in Philly that make pancakes so fluffy you could sleep on them.  And Clint can’t reply, can’t move more than a foot, hasn’t slept, keeps using up his jacket tying up where they’ve broken his skin and it’s cold and he can’t stop sweating and shaking and it’s only Phil’s voice in his ear, maybe just in his head, talking about how they’re going to get him out, Phil won’t leave him, dry rustle of paper and calm, even breathes that Clint can’t match.  And then Phil’s voice goes away, and the walls of the Clint’s well shake, raining gravel above him, and the cover opens, bright light burning his eyes, the rope they tied under his arms dragging him up, and he’s out.  He’s out, surrounded by people dressed in SHIELD uniforms and there’s one man in a suit, wiping red palms off on a rag.  Clint can barely stand, propped up against the lip of his well, and no one has Phil’s voice, no one matches that even tenor he wrapped himself up in while he waited, and Clint looks and looks, shaking in what’s left of his uniform.  He puts his eyes on the horizon, until a deliberate step to his left has him jerking his head up and glaring.  The suit raises his eyebrows, and Clint would rip him open if there didn’t seem to be two suits wavering in place.

    “You look better in your picture,” the suit—Phil—says, and Clint lurches, knees buckling because it’s real, this is happening, and Phil catches him, already calling for the medic.

    REBLOGGING FOR THIS PIECE OF AMAZINGNESS OMGGGGGGGGG

    (Source: scarlettjo)